“hey man, you want a beer?”

“…nah i’m good”

ooh, bring a baby carriage and hide the keg inside with a bundled-up plastic doll on top

Used to be a common method of smuggling food in the Netherlands in WW2 (as in, I’ve often heard about it), especially during the Hunger Winter of 1945.

This is the most correct answer.

Accidentally snuck a bottle of booze onto a plane this way.

I confused my check and carry on bags, and the carry on had so many either throw out or measure and look up whether it was allowed, they missed the fifth of bourbon in the bottom.

“Shit. Some kid pissed in my drink”