Just buy a Miata like a normal person yeesh
If I had a jeep, I’d want it to make this face:
My dad used to get a 4WDing magazine, and I vaguely remember spray on mud was being advertised so you could make your car look like it had been dipping in mud puddles.
: “Oh, I could NEVER take the bus, that’s for poor people!”
Also : “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to live in my subsidized McMansion and spray paint mud on my pickup truck/jeep so I can look like a poor person. Those fancy shmancy city folks are coastal elites with too much money!”
Off-road driving is the most demanding of conditions, so obviously spending $X0,000 on the best off-roading mods will also yield the best vehicle for driving around my suburb
its more like 99%, i only know a single person who actually uses their heavily modded SUV for off-roading
There’s somebody in my town that has a fucking Grinchmobile Jeep that I see parked around occasionally, and that’s actually kind of cool.