https://x.com/IPCC_CH/status/1797608800649621828

Imagine not having >75yr old male dinosaurs as president

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she’s not 75 but she’s old too, I wanna elect a president younger than me, give me a candidate who uses slang I don’t understand and it isn’t because the meaning of the words have been forgotten like scallywag or “dog faced pony soldier”

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Can’t wait for a Gen Alpha president to make “Skibidi Toilet” references.

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They should unironically change the US anthem to the skibidi toilet song

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Back when we were kids we used to call each other Poggers but then a boomer named Gootecks tweeted some antivax stuff and for some reason we can’t call each other Poggers anymore. Society has become weak.

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soyface but in a good way

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[finger on monkey’s paw curls]

TV announcer: “and it looks like Rittenhouse has the electoral votes…”

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you should have voted in the primaries we either didn’t have or rigged to get who we wanted in sweetie

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I’d vote for an actual dinosaur though. As long as it’s one of the cool ones, like an ankylosaurus.

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Wow sweetie, this will never be as progressive as Joe Biden who’s the most progressive force in HERstory.

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This is incredibly exciting. I wonder how she is gonna tackle Mexico’s climate challenges

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Gundam?🤞

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It couldn’t hurt.

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