12 points

Sure I got a free trip to the moon, but I can’t get time off work to take the trip.

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My mind immediately went to Wallace and Gromit

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Can we just not ask the English? Just tell them it’s for the queen or something

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the queen

I have some news for you.

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WHAT THE FUCK

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What’s the difference btw british and britons ?

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The first is when something isn’t completely brit, the second is HM Government’s new cryptocurrency.

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You can have a British car but only British people are Britons.

It gets more complicated in history as Britons referred to the Celtic people of Britain, as opposed to the Romans, then later the various other peoples who made up the rich tapestry of Middle Ages Britain: the Anglo-Saxons, the Vikings, etc. It’s why the British Isles includes Ireland because the Insular Celts were once all Britons.

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We are all Britons. And I am your king.

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I refuse. I refuse to be Briton and I refuse you as my king.
Did you thought I would let it pass just because you have cake day? No sir, no…

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The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

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is every single litte town in England just a shithole with knife crimes?

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I couldn’t say as I haven’t visited them all.

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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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