This puts most of the badposting here to shame oh my god it sounds like my personal hell

Please appropriately tag agile manifesto-adjacent posts for PTSD purposes

Congratulations you double-tapped me with Agile and 1000+ page forum wars.

I’m going to kill uncle bob

I want someone to write this up as an essay and post it on RedSails

In an era of rapid technological advancement and shifting global landscapes, the ability to adapt and respond to change has become a crucial determinant of success for organizations and nations alike. One approach that has gained significant traction in recent years is the Agile Scrum methodology, a framework for project management that emphasizes flexibility, collaboration, and continuous improvement. However, while Agile Scrum has been widely adopted in the context of software development and other iterative projects, its applicability to more traditional, long-term planning initiatives has been less extensively explored. This essay seeks to address this gap, examining the potential benefits and challenges of applying Agile Scrum principles to the implementation of five-year plans, those sweeping, top-down initiatives aimed at driving transformational change. By exploring the theoretical underpinnings of Agile Scrum and its synergies with the goals and objectives of five-year plans, we may uncover new insights into the effective management of complex, large-scale projects, and shed light on the possibilities for more adaptive, responsive, and successful strategic planning in the years to come.