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What the fuck is this(hexbear.net)

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This feels like a joke GTA would have made 10-15 years ago.

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AppelTrad [she/her]@hexbear.net
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It’s a request that the emergency services not try to remove you from the vehicle.

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EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Jaws-of-life-proofing your suburban APC

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AppelTrad [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Slowly bleeding to death behind electrified doors to own the libs.

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4zi [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Won’t need the jaws of life because your head is going to explode against the bullet proof glass and armored framing when you get tboned, because nothing is absorbing all the energy

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Abstraction [he/him]@hexbear.net
28 points

Love to buy a car that was designed by Kevin McCallister to stop the wet bandits

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raven [he/him]@hexbear.net
26 points

Electrified Door Handles

How can this be legal?

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MoneyIsTheDeepState [comrade/them,he/him]@hexbear.net
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Follow-up question: is this function in any way accessible through the internet? It would be such a shame if some hacker made a bunch of America’s Swinest taze themselves :(

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Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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That 100% sounds like it would be far more of a problem to whatever dipshit who buys it than the hypothetical scenario that the owner might get into one day if he intentionally drives it into an antifa gathering

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Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]@hexbear.net
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You couldn’t, with a gun to my fucking head, stop me from pressing the smoke screen button the MOMENT I sit down in that thing

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Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
19 points

I’m gonna be using the pepper spray dispenser on the salesman.

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Vampire [any]@hexbear.net
22 points

Tervell’s car

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Kumikommunism [they/them]@hexbear.net
8 points

Can’t be, no anime decals.

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Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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also doesn’t have a bullbar made out of falchions

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