German pigs defeated and humiliated by some sort of mud wizard

Here I was thinking it was going to be some kind of joke. After watching I am half convinced he has some sort of mud walking powers and they were powerless before his might.

I would have thought pigs would have been right at home wallowing in the mud, yet they seemed so disoriented.

Here I was thinking it was going to be some kind of joke. After watching I am half convinced he has some sort of mud walking powers and they were powerless before his might.

It’s because of their body armor. They’re carrying between 30-60 extra pounds on their bodies without increasing the surface area it’s spread over (that of their feet specifically) at all. So they sink much faster & deeper than a guy who’s just in plainclothes/a robe.

we got a physics nerd here trying to explain mud magic, no nerd wizards float on mud pigs sink bc of magic

What do you think wizards have in their books?

I didn’t say he wasn’t a Mud Wizard. I’m saying that this is Vancian Magic.

No. It has to be magic.

Thats the only logical explanation.

some might say that the armor they are weaing is excessive for their purposes

he also looks like he’s got some pretty big feet

and you know what they say about guys with big feet: their body weight is dispersed into a wider area like a snowshoe

Local time traveler captures footage from the Battle of Agincourt

Who would win: Police with billions of dollars in funds or one wizard with the stone to mud spell?

Pigs being weak to mud is something we should remember

The main weakness of riot cops is the heaviness of their gear. Legs, terrain, anything that throws them (including the extra weight) off balance is magnified

Specifically they are top-heavy

Go bowling for piggies :sicko-yes:

I see you’ve played death stranding

There is a reason why armies historically struggle to fight in the mud

Uncritical support for mud wizard :rat-salute-2:

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