Thoughts and prayers and critical support to :covid-cool:

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Please die so we get a live demonstration of the “rotating villain” trope when they shuffle in some new guy that almost single-handedly keeps the party from doing anything.

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Oh dw if he croaks his seat is going republican, dems won’t even have to break a sweat to continue doing nothing

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I saw a good post here about the last time there were two repub reps for WV, was something crazy like the 50s, so who knows, maybe the Dems have to do a slight amount of work. Or they just donate to the repub running and ‘oops he won’

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No one rich dies of COVID-19 any more

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they shuffle in some new guy that almost single-handedly keeps the party from doing anything

:death-to-the-poor:

Incidentally, you knew the fix was in the moment the DC-Statehood bill failed. Democrats punting on the near guarantee of two extra Senators and a handful of House Reps told you everything you needed to know about the Biden/Schumer/Pelosi agenda.

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rotating villain

Fetterman! After he gets elected of course.

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Nah I think Fetterman mostly believes what he says… my money is on Chris C from Delaware. (Last Name is also a slur so it won’t post here)

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I think Fetterman mostly believes what he says.

I do too but I almost kept the joke going by having him say…

“My son was reading an Ayn Rand essay for a school project. I started to read the essay as a joke. But you know what?..”

Chris C00ns

That New England Gammon should be [Redacted].

I hate that fucker.

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37 points

just remembered Herman Cain for the first time in like a year

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Remember when his twitter started necro posting lmao

A tweet from the account that questioned the mortality rate of COVID-19 was apparently posted and deleted Sunday night – a morbid turn following the conservative businessman’s death after being hospitalized for the virus last month.

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“:covid-cool: <- I did that!”

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27 points

i’m not even from that shithole of a country and this guy makes my blood boil. die already.

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The year is 2032, President-Under-Siege Cyber-Clinton awaits the “Save Our Society Act” to pass the Senate

The vote is an even split with the remaining 12 Democrats and 37 Republicans voting yes, with 50 No’s from the KuKluxKlamericaNazi party

Joe Manchine is wheeled out of his Cryo-Tank to cast the decisive final vote

Two beeps emanate from his beep-box, before the two homunculi astride him wheel him back into the shadows

The automated sentry guns installed after the 3rd Capitol Insurrection immediately target lock onto the senators who voted Yes and open fire

Vice-president Buttigieg-5 hits the emergency button he had installed for this very reason and a signal is immediately sent out to all citizens of the United States

“The KAN just summarily executed half of the Senate, that’s why this years elections are the most important ones of our lives. Please donate $$35 to help us keep the White House”

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