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Part of me has the knee jerk reaction of “yeah that totally happened”

But then I remember the lady that got really mad at me for giving her a senior discount because I thought she forgot to ask and had her wallet open with her id visible while she wrote a check so yeah…

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49 points

If I’ve learned anything about client facing jobs, it’s that people can get pissed about the most anodyne, routine shit. Some people just want to be mad.

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44 points

Also to get upset about free shit or a discount is like, the most privileged shit I can possibly imagine.

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Part of me has the knee jerk reaction of “yeah that totally happened”

Yeah, the reference to allergy and “power play” seems like hints that is a SJW panic bait, if the writer had also added a bit that she’s vegan then I would be sure that it’s 100% written by a chud.

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35 points

bruh my mom milks that shit like crazy

‘I’M SO OLD I’M DECAYING PLEASE DISCOUNT NOW’

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29 points

My parents don’t look nearly as old as they are, so they have to show ID for the senior discount when they buy booze. Life comes full circle.

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2 points

I still get carded to see if I’m 18. Not often, but enough. I fix this by going to places regularly.

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I had a friend in college that worked for mcdonalds, at the time 2 4pc nuggets were cheaper than a 6pc. He said he got yelled at so many times for OFFERING to switch it out, not even going ahead and making the change.

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4 points

I can 100% see one of the people who used to live on my street doing this

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The point isn’t whether this happened or not, but that the story is 100% plausible

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68 points

the free food felt like a power play, a way to feel as though he had authority over us

Imagine having your brain so rotted by capitalism you can’t even comprehend the concept of hospitality, instead assuming that it’s all somehow a cynical ploy to… uh, somehow feel power over the customers by being nice to them?

I’ve sometimes thought that one of the reasons for a lot of western leftists’ rejection of the achievements of AES (beyond the simple reason of just racism) is a similar kind of :brainworms: - they’ve had their brains so broken by living under a dysfunctional capitalist government their entire lives that they can’t even comprehend the idea of a government actually just doing good things. You couldn’t possibly be building housing and providing people with education because, you know, you actually want to improve their lives - it’s all has to be some kind of ploy, some attempt at manipulation, what else could it be! Reminds me of that idiotic tweet about how literacy programs were actually a tool of propaganda.

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44 points

They’re probably swedish

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28 points

Tell me about it: “They pay universal chikd support with MY money to earn poor people’s votes!!!1!1!”

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14 points

It always feels like “Buying Votes” is some kind of bad thing when libs talk about it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they looked at a utopia and complained that the government in power only provided free healthcare, childcare, guaranteed free housing, guaranteed jobs, affordable food, total freedom, etc etc as a ploy to buy votes.

“Look they get 100% of the votes, it must be rigged.”

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Anyways, you don’t have paneras or small entres to wait for the food to arrive? Like a bowl of peanuts at least?

It works by making you start drinking earlier so you end up buying another beverage mid-dinner, it’s not a gift is the oldest trick

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59 points

teacher you forgot to collect the homework!!!

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I accidentally reminded the teacher to give homework once.

Dear fucking god I regretted that 10 picoseconds later.

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:gulag:

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24 points

Yeah, it’s called the KKK.

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11 points

:-/

Internet Liberals: “We need to do a better job of talking to our friends and neighbors around community issues.”

Also Internet Liberals: “Any time white people meet to talk politics, they’re doing fascism.”

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9 points

Also Internet Liberals: “Any time white people meet to talk politics, they’re doing fascism.”

:gigachad:

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