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Twitter :stonks-down:

Mastodon :stonks-up:

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And Mastodon just got their Android app up and running!

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There are many android apps including Tusky and Husky. Is there a new one?

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Yep, an “official” mastodon app

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Now he backs out right? Pump and dump?

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Why not? He’ll face no consequences.

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Now come on, he will face harsh penalties from the SEC amounting to thousands of dollars in fines, maybe even in the 5 digits! The tens of millions he will make will be that much less sweet.

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The judge is all smiles and even plugs his Twitter account at his press conference: "Let this be a lesson to everyone. No one is above the law. Mr. Musk was fined 0.0001% of his blatant pump and dump.

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Lol alright yeah good

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tumblr is back

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Can’t wait for the Musk Metaverse

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