My wife sleeps on one side with about a million pillows, and the cat sleeps in the middle. Over the course of the night, she slowly seeps further and further into my side, and if I get up to pee or anything she is in my spot when I get back. This is my life now.
edgelord
The only solution I have found for this is to get a bigger bed. And if that doesn’t work, keep getting the next bigger size until you have the biggest one
my ultimate goal is a 7 ft emperor bed but sadly I have run out of room already
You’ve inspired me to make a cat lasagna recipe. Keeping the salt down will be the biggest challenge but I’m thinking seaweed noodles, fishies and non brained olives (garlic and stuff that is in olive brine is real bad for cats but ilvues themselves contain the same psychoactive compound as catnip) and boiled fishes.
Oh wow, I had no idea cats could eat seaweed! I know they’re obligate carnivores, but I guess seaweed is different from other plants?
Kitty say: my spot now
If you develop restless leg syndrome they’ll leave you alone when you sleep
Nah, cats are adaptive creatures they’ll just demand to sleep on your shoulder like a parrot. This is what mine does.
Mine will whine at me until I roll over on my back and let him sleep on my beer gut.
Mine lives on my shoulder like a parrot when I’m awake, she got really into it as a kitten and she’d hang off my rat tail, she’s too big for that now but incredibly tiny for an 8 year old kitty, so now she’s my scarf. When we’re sleeping she’ll come up and do a lil face mashing, my stubble is her favorite scratching surface and then she’ll either cuddle up by my chest if I’m sideways or by my hip in a position I like to call the Big Iron so she’s under my hand and I’m scritchin like It’s high noon
This is me but with a dog instead of a cat.
