Thanks to this fine gentleman for clearing this up

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:volcel-police:

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:sicko-no: this is just salt in the wound for the already unemployed Onion writers

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Onion writers rn: :jokerfied:

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Absolute chad for going by the name Dick instead of Richard.

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I had a landlord one time whose name was Richard Bart. The first time I met him I called him Mr Bart, but he was like, nah, just call me Dick. So now I can always make my partner laugh just by reminding him of our old landlord, Dick Bart. Seriously, say it out loud. Fucking hilarious.

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:dickbutt:

Yo how come we don’t got a dickbutt yet

Someone has got to do it I guess…

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Can’t discount the possibility that it already exists but they gave it something like :idealism-cope:

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Thank you dick pound

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Dick Pound

:what-the-hell:

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