Thanks to this fine gentleman for clearing this up
Dick Pound
:sicko-no: this is just salt in the wound for the already unemployed Onion writers
Absolute chad for going by the name Dick instead of Richard.
I had a landlord one time whose name was Richard Bart. The first time I met him I called him Mr Bart, but he was like, nah, just call me Dick. So now I can always make my partner laugh just by reminding him of our old landlord, Dick Bart. Seriously, say it out loud. Fucking hilarious.
:dickbutt:
Yo how come we don’t got a dickbutt yet
Someone has got to do it I guess…
Can’t discount the possibility that it already exists but they gave it something like :idealism-cope:
Thank you dick pound
Dick Pound
:what-the-hell: