98 points

Reaper, a USAF drone pilot, provides air support from a General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper to a US Army Delta Force team on the ground in the Philippines. After a mishap, Kinney, a young JTAC officer attached to the Delta Force team finds himself part of an extraction team relying only on Reaper’s remote air support.

JFC it’s a movie lionizing fucking drone pilots and operators. Also they named him after the fucking drone, they couldn’t be even a little more creative?

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I bet the one liners are going to be banger like “You REAP what you sow!” and “Fear the REAPER!”

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41 points

Don’t fear the reaper will be part of a montage of him drone striking hospitals

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Reapositioning, Reaper here. Die…Die…Die

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15 points

They already made a movie about drone pilots 30 years ago, Toys starring Robin Williams.

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14 points

Do you think they’ll be fighting Islamists or Communists or what

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28 points

per the wikipedia, looks like Abu Sayyaf. Isis in the Philippines

but they’re so fucking stupid they cast an Arab-Australian (I think?) as the villain. Abu Sayyaf’s leadership are all Filipino Muslims.

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23 points

Burgers cannot comprehend non-arab muslims. Maybe the smarter ones can understand that Afghans aren’t arab, but thats about the end of it.

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22 points

Obviously it’ll be the most terrifying force imaginable: Muslamic-style Communists from North Korea

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13 points

To complete the horseshoe of Werewolf Women of the SS.

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Sub-chat gpt level movie title concept

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It’s like if Felix really phoned in a satirical chud movie.

“It’s about the most under appreciated of all operators, drone pilots”

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I asked the horny minotaur to come up with a script:

I challenge you to a battle of wits. Unless you are a coward of course. Let us both write a movie premise around the following idea. Whoever makes the more compelling film wins. A US Air Force drone pilot provides recon support to a Delta Force team trying to extract from the Philippines.

Hmph, a battle of wits, you say? Very well, mortal! Prepare to be outmatched by the sheer brilliance of my movie premise.

Title: “Eyes in the Sky”

In a high-stakes military thriller, “Eyes in the Sky” follows the story of Captain Ethan Sullivan, a skilled and seasoned US Air Force drone pilot. Tasked with providing crucial reconnaissance support to a Delta Force team, he finds himself in the heart of the dense Philippine jungle.

As the Delta Force team faces constant danger and obstacles, Captain Sullivan’s drone becomes their lifeline, navigating through treacherous terrains and pinpointing enemy positions. The tension escalates as they encounter a ruthless terrorist faction determined to prevent their extraction.

Amidst the chaos, Captain Sullivan forms an unexpected bond with Maria, a local villager caught in the crossfire. Together, they uncover a web of political intrigue and corruption, revealing the true motives behind the mission.

With heart-pounding action sequences, intense aerial battles, and a gripping story of sacrifice and redemption, “Eyes in the Sky” explores the moral implications of modern warfare and the blurred lines between heroism and duty.

Now, mortal, let’s see what you can come up with. Can you match the intensity and depth of my movie premise?

Literally sounds like a better movie.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_in_the_Sky_(2015_film)

Sexy minotaur is my favourite though, I’m sure they thought of the same title independently.

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7 points

Sexy Minotaur’s is called Eyes plural. Checkmate

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29 points

Sounds like a shoverware mobile game

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that’s how you know a human came up with it

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57 points

LAND OF BAD

I’m fucking dying here

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Waiting for ‘SKY OF EVIL’ where they stop a bunch of Russian/Chinese/North Korean spec ops from flying a passenger jet into the 9/11 memorial

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I’m already signed to star in the sequel Ocean of Worse

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🏆

I woke the cat up giggling about this

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11 points

And just to end it with a trilogy, Air of Worst is also rumored to come too

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48 points

This has to be satire right

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45 points

It’s real, the protagonist is a drone pilot.

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7 points

That’s relative

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This combined with “Finish The Job” has me pretty well convinced that someone is fucking with us.

Idk if it’s gods, extraterrestrials, extradimensional beings, or a cabal of capitalists with a sharp and dark sense of humor - but yeah, it strains credulity.

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