They had an assembly where two cops came to talk about how cool and normal and good having a school resource officer is, and they pantomimed eating each other’s boots until they got kicked out. The Principal is extremely mad that I laughed until I started crying—when he told me that part of the reason for the suspension was for breaking the rules by refusing to take off their outdoor footwear.
I feel like a fuckup of a parent a lot of the time, but I guess we did something right.
Based kids
Hey bud this isn’t a question, I’m really only here to talk about Rampart.
it’s a reference to Woody Harrelson’s disastrous AMA for the movie Rampart (sorry if you knew and were doing a bit)
Good job parent.
I don’t want to answer questions about that. Lets focus on the film people.
The kids are ok folks
I love “suspension” as a punishment. oh no, making you not come to school
When I was in high school they had a really cool and fun way of making it an actual punishment when I leaked the wifi password. I had 3 tests the week I was suspended and gave me 0s on all of them. Eventually my parents showed up at the offices enough that they decided it wasn’t fair and let me take the tests.
And then the whole school got up and cheered and gave them $100
I’m calling Bullshit