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If the work is still getting completed this should all be irrelevant to the bottom line but corporations loathe not having complete control of their subjects.

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I was doing all of that even when I was in the office, this isn’t anything new

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Oh no, humans getting to act as nature intended! We better put a stop to that!

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ATTENTION WORKER #74, YOUR MOUSE AND HAND/EYE MOVEMENT ARE NOT CONSISTANT WITH YOUR WORKFLOW. PLEASE REMEDY THE SITUATION IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL HAVE TO DOCK YOUR PAY FOR THE TIME SPENT NON COMPLIANT

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Oh man, they once tried to do that with a piece of software that detected programs that try to circumvent it.

The next day I distributed custom mouse and keyboard drivers to my team.

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Ha they have this software to proctor tests. Literally can get autofailed for being too twitchy

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o7

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Same. I’m not work from home though. I just have an absentee boss

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That’s bullshit. I have never gone further than third base on company time.

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