Let’s break this down, he saw me while I was:
- On rollerblades
- Wearing a rainbow tie dye hoodie
- Hair tied back stuck through my helmet
- Literally dancing while I do this
He chose to blow through a stop sign to catch up to me to tell me how much of a f-t he thought I was.
Uh…thanks for the affirmation I guess? I think it’s pretty clear what I’m up to over here. Glad to know I’m nailing the look I’m going for! I genuinely laughed when it happened and I’m at home now still laughing. Sure, that’s harmful language and it has absolutely caused me and others harm and will again, but in this context I just find it fucking hilarious.
Anyway fellow queers stay safe and stay queer out there don’t let them get you down
Some of my coworkers are into guns. I recently bought a Beretta 92FS that used to be a pig service weapon. (It was cheap at an auction and the fact a pig gun is now reappropriated in a queer commie’s hands feels kinda good, like I’ve rescued the poor gun).
Anyway I told my coworkers I could go shooting at the range now with them if they want. One of them tilted his head and said “But I thought you were gay?”
