I’m not joking

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The curtains were blue. The chair was green. The carpet was white. The rug was a slightly darker green than the chair. Next to the chair was a small table. Brown. On the table was a lamp. There’s a few colors here just on the lamp so best to sit down, this may take a while…

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“Damn, this house looks like shit.”

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21 points

Damn girl you live like this?

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17 points

I remember American Psycho doing it pretty well, vomiting list of product upon product

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Her eyes were pantone 427c

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the table had a few shades of brown from the grain of the wood I had better list those shades. The wood for the table by the way came from an oak tree that started growing in Nottingham forrest in 1712

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