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Want more GNU in Linux, so Guix, btw. पूंजीपति will be sent to corrective labour camp.
You’re definitely not from Delhi lol. The AQI over there is 436.
Our processors are 100x more efficient than state-of-the-art low-power CPUs. A single AA battery can power our processors for up to a decade
That’s some really extraordinary claim.
My laptop’s charging port broke yet again. I’ve spent money on this piece of crap. This is the third time I’ve repaired, and I just bought a new battery. I’m so fucking frustrated, I want to throw this from the third floor, but I don’t have any money to buy a new device.
Can I sue Nestle and Johnson for milk and baby powder respectively? I am an Indian citizen, so I don’t know if I am entitled to the compensation for damages caused - my mother used their shitty products, and apparently, it killed babies in developing countries.
Can you share your version of humor then?
While I can empathize with senior disciple for their loss, you’ve committed a great blasphemy, that we cannot turn our eyes against.
Your mention of the freedom unit is a spit on the rules-based order of the leftist cult. This shall not be let go, and you’ll be punished thoroughly with twenty-five whips for every freedom units you’ve uttered in front of every disciple.
For those of you who were traumatised by the imperial units, here’s the conversion rate: 1lbs = 0.453592kgs. Courting death!
As of 13:50 IST (+05:30), these are the official results from the ECI (Election Commission of India):
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Party | Won | Leading | Total |
---|---|---|---|
Bharatiya Janata Party - BJP | 2 | 236 | 238 |
Indian National Congress - INC | 0 | 99 | 99 |
Samajwadi Party - SP | 0 | 37 | 37 |
All India Trinamool Congress - AITC | 0 | 31 | 31 |
Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam - DMK | 0 | 21 | 21 |
Telugu Desam - TDP | 0 | 16 | 16 |
Janata Dal (United) - JD(U) | 0 | 15 | 15 |
Shiv Sena (Uddhav Balasaheb Thackrey) - SHSUBT | 0 | 11 | 11 |
Nationalist Congress Party – Sharadchandra Pawar - NCPSP | 0 | 7 | 7 |
Lok Janshakti Party(Ram Vilas) - LJPRV | 0 | 5 | 5 |
Shiv Sena - SHS | 0 | 5 | 5 |
Yuvajana Sramika Rythu Congress Party - YSRCP | 0 | 4 | 4 |
Communist Party of India (Marxist) - CPI(M) | 0 | 4 | 4 |
Rashtriya Janata Dal - RJD | 0 | 3 | 3 |
Indian Union Muslim League - IUML | 0 | 3 | 3 |
Aam Aadmi Party - AAAP | 0 | 3 | 3 |
Jharkhand Mukti Morcha - JMM | 0 | 3 | 3 |
Janasena Party - JnP | 0 | 2 | 2 |
Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) (Liberation) - CPI(ML)(L) | 0 | 2 | 2 |
Janata Dal (Secular) - JD(S) | 0 | 2 | 2 |
Viduthalai Chiruthaigal Katchi - VCK | 0 | 2 | 2 |
Communist Party of India - CPI | 0 | 2 | 2 |
Jammu & Kashmir National Conference - JKN | 0 | 2 | 2 |
United People’s Party, Liberal - UPPL | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Asom Gana Parishad - AGP | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Hindustani Awam Morcha (Secular) - HAMS | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Kerala Congress - KEC | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Revolutionary Socialist Party - RSP | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Nationalist Congress Party - NCP | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Voice of the People Party - VOTPP | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Zoram People’s Movement - ZPM | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Biju Janata Dal - BJD | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Shiromani Akali Dal - SAD | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Rashtriya Loktantrik Party - RLTP | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Bharat Adivasi Party - BHRTADVSIP | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Sikkim Krantikari Morcha - SKM | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Pattali Makkal Katchi - PMK | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Marumalarchi Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam - MDMK | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Aazad Samaj Party (Kanshi Ram) - ASPKR | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Rashtriya Lok Dal - RLD | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Apna Dal (Soneylal) - ADAL | 0 | 1 | 1 |
AJSU Party - AJSUP | 0 | 1 | 1 |
All India Majlis-E-Ittehadul Muslimeen - AIMIM | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Independent - IND | 0 | 6 | 6 |
Total | 2 | 541 | 543 |
The oppositions have really performed well, and I am actually surprised. This makes me a little satisfied with the current political-scenario, but I’m really not that happy with the result. However, this time, we’ve got a larger opposition, with a socialist/communist bias. Congress getting less share of vote within the alliance is always better, because now they don’t have any means to dictate terms and bully other smaller parties in the alliance.
The BJP kept bragging about अबकी बार, चार-सौ पार (this time, beyond four hundred), and what is happening to them is so embarrassing. With that being said, what surprised me about the results was how the AAP lost entirely in Delhi (perhaps this is because Arvind Kejriwal was accused in the liquor scam), INC gained seats in Gujarat after decades of BJP rule (which makes no sense), and the CPIM losing all their seats in Kerala to INC (Pinarayi Vijayan was an incompetent chief minister who mismanaged state funds, and perhaps, that has made the locals hate on the communists).
What’s even funny is that Shiv-Sena (Uddhav Thackrey faction), a centre-right ally of the Congress is on par with BJP, meanwhile the Shiv-Sena (Eknath Shinde faction) is far behind. Shinde is that dog, who bites his owner’s hand, and lo, his ass is being handed to him. I suppose that the Uddhav-Thackrey faction has swung left, most probably because of his son Aditya Thackrey. Normally, Himachal Pradesh swings between INC and the BJP, but this time, the BJP stayed. And ironically, Uttar Pradesh is getting rid of BJP (wow, what a surprising development). But sadly, in Karnataka, the BJP seems to be taking a lead, which is a dangerous precedent, as Karnataka is said to be the first and last bastion of BJP in the South.