i expected this be an enormous shitshow ever since it was announced but I have to admit elon really exceeded my expectations

Could you imagine how awful it would be to lose control of your own country? Maybe herded into certain regions that are just a small fraction of your original land where access is highly controlled and militarized?

the thing you need to remember about generation-x is we are the most lead-addled generation in history

you’re gonna need to kill us all, for the good of the planet, I beg you

replacing Biden with Hil and her losing again would be the funniest outcome, ergo

It gives TikTok’s Chinese owner, ByteDance, six months to sell its stake or the app will be blocked in the United States.

so two weeks before Election Day?

appealing to landlords’ altruism and collectivism, a tactic sure to be highly effective

no platform has done more to accidentally destroy the meritocracy myth than twitter. every day this country’s richest and most powerful people logging on to say the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard

https://twitter.com/internethippo/status/1417950976137261056

yep. nobody at my office job has ever said to me “if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean”

in my experience, theres an inverse relationship between how hard you work and how much you make

why does fetterman, the largest senator, not simply eat the other senators