At some official college welcoming party with a shitty dance room and glow in the dark minigolf and it’s amazing how little I care abt it rn

I gifted him the scott pilgrim game he’s happy now

they want Drake

Maybe they did 4 months ago but not anymore lmao

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it out and then I can go pick up it from your place or you could just pick me out of there or you could pick me out and I could just go pick up my truck or you can just come pick me out of my truck or something and I could go to your house or you can pick me out from there or you could go pick me out and I could pick up and pick it out and I could take you home or whatever and I can just go pick it out and you could pick you out of there or you can come home if that’s cool too I just have a lot to eat whatever works out whatever you like I can pick you can just pick you out there I just have a great night and I’ll see if I don’t want you can just tell him I don’t care about it just don’t be mean I just want you can pick me out there is nothing to be honest I just don’t care what I don’t want you can pick me a good day and I’ll pick you up at all I love and I’ll pick up the car and I’ll pick up my mom can I just want you can you don’t have a great night love and I’ll pick up whatever

me after picking everything in my life up

you really would have (relatively) thrived in the nixon era goddamn

(unless you’re of drafting age rn)

regimepilled femtanyl CONFIRMED

the real big thing is that we, unlike .world or .trek, are not, for the most part, tech people

Exactly why I can’t get into the rest of the fediverse that well

Let the old gays, trans-femmes and occasional cis white guys post in peace

I’m the only person brushing the cobwebs under your chins out, show some respect smh my head :(

(not really we just aren’t baffled by their memes)

I’m a zoomer though what abt me :,’,(

Ofc, we all know that his actual summer playlist is probably like 70% Phil Collins

all transmega posters go to sleep together in the same comically wide bed like this btw