Germany tried to build a nuke, but all their engineers had aneurysms after the Uranium refused to make an orderly decay down the periodic table

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Edit: I wouldn’t say they’re evil, they don’t have the capacity to be evil. Unfortunately we have to kill them to protect the trees.

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Being AFAB was never going to be enough for these weirdos.

Patriarchal standards never truly went away, and now these fuckers want to bring us back to the 50’s

This is what happens when you leave twinks and otters to their own devices.

“I roll to be happy.”

Nah, to dark-skinned for Genshin

What is a billionaire but an augment with none of the heightened strength and intelligence.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE IT SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR AMERIKKKAN “HEALTH CARE” AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR IT. HATE. HATE.