Owl [he/him]
Contents: 1 live owl. Do not eat.
It’s okay to look at a guide if you get stuck, there’s a couple places where it’s a bit moonlogic.
Always use the latest gear, especially weapons, but avoid yoyos and slingshots.
The game expects you to grind a bit at the start, but this tapers off a lot once you have multiple party members.
The biggest places you can get stuck if you happen to do things in an order the game doesn’t expect (open if you’re stuck in a place for ages):
Twoson
Give Apple Kid food and $200, then go to Peaceful Rest Valley and look at the pencil statue, then walk out the cave (go look again if you died), then get his item and continue along that path.
Fourside
Give food to the miner in Dusty Dunes, then talk to the theater manager in Fourside, then go back to the mines.
Whatever the amount of stairs you need to walk up so that your muscles are sore the next day, do that, take a breather, do it again, take a breather, do a third one, take the next day off. Do that three days a week, for two weeks, and see if it’s getting easier.
That’s not a complete fitness plan, but it should do fine for the first two weeks.
If you want more homework, start eating salads and vegetables. This doesn’t have to replace any existing meals, but try to eat your vegetables before meals, and stop eating if you’re not hungry. The goal with that is to get used to eating healthy food, so you have options later when you need to start reducing calories.
For whatever reason I’ve always found it easiest to sleep in the right side window seat so 8 is an easy choice.
Good of the cops to turn out to support their gay horse, but that doesn’t make up for them being cops.
Nice reading list.
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The Girl Reading This
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The Enby Reading This
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Maddy Thorsten, unless she’s reading this, in which case I guess it’s probably Shiggy.
