Owl [he/him]

Untitled gooch game.

nice

communism

Please read another book.

Heil Honey I’m Home is proof that a bad idea with the right execution can be made into something that’s still bad, but for different reasons than you’d expect.

That sucks!

The ones with the legs work in any rice cooker (that they fit in) though, and you can get them for less than $10 on Amazon.

Oh, that’s much better then. Try pickled vegetables (carrots, onions, peppers, kimchi, etc), a fried egg (sorry vegans), peanuts, furikake, or frozen vegetables (if you have a steamer tray and convince your roommates to give you some freezer room). Those all keep a long time where they’re stored, so you can have some variety without planning.

I don’t like pasta

Well damn.

How’s rice?

If you don’t have a rice cooker or the attention span to cook rice the usual way, you can actually just boil it for ~11 minutes then run it through a fine mesh strainer. It ends up rather different from sticky/fluffy preps, but it’s still good.

no one can convince me that Dirt_Owl isn’t actually hungry, give them a dorito

The only region of the US that I’ll recognize as having legitimacy is Unova.