trying to do a live Twitter interview right now apparently. Trump’s team don’t seem to be able to get his mic working right. There’s just a lot of bumping noises of a mic being moved around.

Edit:

Elon claims technical difficulties are due to a “massive DDOS attack” by people afraid to let Trump speak.

Elon starts by rambling about the assassination to Trump for several minutes before asking “How was it for you?”

Trump responds “Not great. Not great” with a bit of a laugh.

Trump talking about how close the shot came but that he was lucky the shooter missed from so close by talking golf: “it’s like not sinking a two foot putt”

Trump just implied he would have talked to Elon from the afterlife if he’d been killed: “if I hadn’t turned my head just then we’d be doing this from a very different place, I’d be in a very different place right now”

I’d never seen the Columbia x Fraiser one. It’s surprisingly good. Definitely an effort post.

Yahya Sinwar chosen as the next James Bond in controversial franchise shake-up

I do all my Hexbear posting via tablet and stylus, while walking the corridors of my office building, Aaron Sorkin walk-and-talk style in order to add a sense of drama and kinetic energy to my posts.

Yeah, it’s really impressive and there’s something endlessly neat about that kind of really considered efficiency.

I never put my finger on exactly why, but Duskers always gave me future-70s, Soviet sci-fi vibes. Plus you can also play it on basically anything.

Amongst all the shitposting it really is a nice little corner of the internet we’ve carved out here. And I’m so glad things have gotten better.

I agree.

I totally agree with this, but Israel does fund and cultivate relationships with British far right groups and I have no doubt that they’re happy to encourage this kind of conflict. I’m still not about to leave the blame for all this shit on some other state’s doorstep though.