Sorry, we can’t right now, there’s too many obstacles! Maybe if you donate n+1 to ActBlue and we get n+1 senate seats in the midterm!

They all have the same view on trans people

I’m not gay tho

I was born in the Saint Judes Incredibly Gay Children’s Hospital for Profoundly Homosexual Children

I do

Gay Reservoir Dogs

The walking scene from reservoir dogs but it’s elton john music

Sam Elliot voice

When you need dick from a girl with blue hair

You’ll move mountains to get her

If you can’t move the mountains, then drive over them

Introducing the brand new Chevy Athena, the first pick up truck meant for bottoms

It means being hot and gay

It means walking around with the exaggerated swagger of a soviet marshall with full confidence that every day of my life is better than the last day

Trying having sex with me to find out