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GayTuckerCarlson [none/use name]
GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net
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I was born in the Saint Judes Incredibly Gay Children’s Hospital for Profoundly Homosexual Children
Gay Reservoir Dogs
The walking scene from reservoir dogs but it’s elton john music
Sam Elliot voice
When you need dick from a girl with blue hair
You’ll move mountains to get her
If you can’t move the mountains, then drive over them
Introducing the brand new Chevy Athena, the first pick up truck meant for bottoms
It means being hot and gay
It means walking around with the exaggerated swagger of a soviet marshall with full confidence that every day of my life is better than the last day