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GayTuckerCarlson [none/use name]

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Can you guess the insanely obvious pathway I shove my dildo in to make myself cum?

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megalomaniacal

Nerds find one exploit on a website and think they’re God

Megadork

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Chinese hackers, the same ones that hacked my icloud full of nudes and photoshopped my penis to appear 4.15 inches erect (which is also in the range of average btw), have taken down the movie server in an effort to subvert US military recruitment

Trans-Americans are the most fertile crop of new US military recruits, this movie event was sponsored by the US Military, put the pieces together

Chinese spies DONT want you to join the military, they DONT want you in Iran

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