I’m not going to hold my breath

Depends how you interpret what this would mean coming from the Chinese government as opposed to the Russian government.

中国的西瓜是最大的

Europeans suck arse, Jesus Christ.

Good for them. Workers unite

Strap some ullage motors to that badboy and there’s your “gravity”

Fairly standard at big long grimy rock festivals, especially if you muscle your way to the front.

Download festival is especially grimy. I love that this dude tried to complain to the manager. What an absolute mewling child.

What a little piss baby.

I stood at the front of a rock conert and it was rowdy. Waaahhhh.

Oh little pupperino. Sorry for your loss, he looks magical.

Please China, do the same