Footage of Ukrainian soldiers on their way to Moscow

How dare you try to poison people with flavour! Everyone knows a proper cucumber sandwich is a single layer of cucumber slices (skin removed) between two slices of white bread (Use as a guide). If you’re feeling particularly daring you may add a small pinch of salt and pepper but be careful not to over season, you wouldn’t want to make something tasty by accident!

They didn’t even use a fictional American hero (Spongebob, spiderman, etc), they chose a fictional American Nazi stand-in.

Which I guess is appropriate if anything else

I think he’s a dragoon

That’s why it caught my eye! Sure people are going to have the same last name as historical monsters, it happens, but giving your kid the same name as a fucking nazi general? That sets off the

Chief federal prosecutor Erwin Rommel

If anything won’t this allow Russia to mobilize more troops now that Russian territory is being attacked? I’m just a random dumbass so take this with a grain of salt but to me it seems like this incursion will be short term gains at the cost of medium-long term losses for the Ukrainians.

We cannot allow a research gap!

Every glub shitto wishes they could be Chewbacca. Instantly recognisable? Check. Cool weapon? Check. Completely understandable despite not speaking a single word of dialogue? Check. Has his own personality, skill set, and role in the story? Check, check, and check!

Break Amerikkka into a thousand pieces and scatter them to the winds. Make the Holy Roman Empire look unified in comparison.