Admittedly, normal non-internet connected electric toothbrushes are more effective at removing plaque with less pressure, so they’re better for people with sensitive teeth and gums. Also, they’re great for people with dexterity issues.

Yup. Fuck capitalism.

The 45 states and DC that allow mail in voting. It literally took me 8 minutes from pulling the letter out of the mailbox to putting the completed return letter back in.

Yeah, for real. The overqualification thing is killing me. I didn’t do any predatory internships, and since I finished grad school, I literally cannot get a job.

Probably trying to interfere with the mail service to justify Trump’s mail hateboner.

Switch minors.

Signed, someone with a PhD in political science.

The correct pipeline for commie dudes that can’t get a gf is to become the gf.

I need this mashup.

It’s horrifying. Perfect!

He’s widely known as the wrongest man on the internet.