yeah she’s genuinely an undertaker who works at a morgue. you get a LOT of stories when asking “love you. how was work today?”

why must my wife abandon me in the depths of night 😔

oh, it’s just way cheaper to make a bunch of sauce roasting out own peppers rather than like £3-£4 for a jar

what else would you call it if it ain’t a sauce?

got some harissa with vegan meatballs and rice. shit is good

the one we all call you

my wife is making us a harrissa sauce rn. it’s a really nice sauce we make, but it is labourious making stuff like that from scratch every time you want a nice dish.

pshhh, puffing on like 1200 vapes a day? what’s the worst that can happen? quickly googling nicotine poisioning threshold

fwiw even tho I’ve joked about it, I like the name you go by. it’s a nice short and sweet name

find me one that doesn’t look like shit. I look so fucking tired in mine