Four more years! Four more years!

Seriously, though, can we just stop giving Biden his heart pills (or whatever pharmaceutical and/or occult concoction is keeping him alive) and let him go quietly into the night?

“The issue” that needs addressing is the obsession our governments have with spying on us.

At this price and with a hard time limit until it’s gone for good, any action roguelike fan would be a fool to leave this game out of their library. It’s simple, fast-paced, satisfying, and each different weapon necessitates a significant change in gameplay style.

Later on…

But, ya know, with more genocide.

Fuck Netanyahu.

Cute, heartwarming, yay modern science, all that. But that name. Ekko.

Unique names do not guarantee unique children. If anything, they reduce the chance your kid will be unique, 'cause they already feel special due to their name and so won’t strive to differentiate themselves from the crowd.

Not like it really matters compared to the importance of good parenting; I’m just annoyed with this trend of making up silly names for kids, especially ones with unintuitive spellings. That kid is gonna have to spell out their name for people so many times in their life. And they’ll definitely get made fun of for it in school.

'Bout time. The combat in the games has been what’s kept me from completing any of them. Great stories and characters, but tedious and boring gameplay.

With this news, it’s official: I am hyped.

I hate to say it, 'cause Bethesda has been very influential throughout my gaming life, but it’s too little too late. Starfield is entirely unsalvageable without a complete overhaul and re-release using an upgraded engine that can actually handle the scope of the game.

So this is why Hogwarts Legacy didn’t have playable quidditch.

Good! Tchia is a phenomenal, Breath of the Wild-esque, family-friendly game. My only complaint was its performance on the Deck - at medium settings, it gets 30-50FPS with occasional hitches. Performance wasn’t enough to turn me off from it, but I very much welcome an improvement.

Broken clock, blah blah blah.