Watching this anime called kaiju #8, they keep calling the MC an old man and emphasizing how out of shape he is, how he looks fit but only if he sucks in his gut, etc etc

he’s 32

im 32

who needs a pod, just pop those little fuckers in the transporter and leave 'em in the pattern buffer

imagine not getting high before writing a 4000 word essay, i can’t

he acquired his doctorate in advanced particle racism, you laugh now but wait until you see the results from the large racism collider, he’s going to prove the mass of the Hitler particle

Sounds like SOMEONE needs to watch Karate Kid 3 🙄

Miyagi: Close eye. Trust. Concentrate. Think only tree. Make a perfect picture down to last pine needle. Wipe your mind clean everything but tree. Nothing exists whole world. Only tree. Just trust picture.

Daniel: But how do I know if my picture is the right one?

Miyagi: If come from inside you, always the right one.

thank you mr miyagi 😭

Very cool how my oven decided to stop working right as I wanted to use it to caramelize onions

If you boil water to disinfect it, it’s better to boil it twice. Boil for 5+ minutes, let it cool back to room temperature, and then boil it again. Allowing it to cool after the first boil will cause spore forming bacteria that survived to germinate and become vulnerable to the second boil.

This obviously won’t help with toxic metal contamination and stuff like that

8 year old dried moruga scorpion pepper or 7 year old fish sauce, what’s more likely to make me sick from this chili i’m cookin

i am committing cultural genocide in my kitchen (breaking angel hair pasta into tiny little pieces to put in chili)