Hezbollah has just released never before seen footage of their massive underground missile launch facility called Al-Imad 4:
https://xcancel.com/AMoqawem313/status/1824359248135925778

Me when the DPP check clears: https://xcancel.com/Michael90656953/status/1380062790736547840

Me when the DPP stops sending me money: https://xcancel.com/momoworldview/status/1823817384580538555

There’s like worse combos:

Kamala/Hilldawg: Absolutely horrendous.

Trump/Hilldawg: They’ll probably argue throughout the entire flight.

Tate/Swift: Imagine 10 hours of Tate attempting and failing to flirt with Swift.

Hasan/any reactionary: Hasan strikes me as someone who will argue with people if they piss him off.

Nah, I wouldn’t like 6. I’m stuck in the middle and I have a feeling they might be talkative/obnoxious irl. Worst one is definitely 1 especially if you’re a woman. 9 is pretty bad as well because you know Musk has powerful R*dditor energy who thinks repeating the same shitty jokes is the height of comedy. 10 is pure creepy since these two ghouls actually know each other. 7 is also bad although Shapiro strikes me as an introvert so maybe he’ll stfu and read some shitty reactionary rag or something. I don’t know 4. I would pick 2 except I don’t know if the Youtuber dude is a neckbeard who doesn’t shower and thinks wiping his ass is gay. 3 is underrated if we assume they’re in campaign mode and have a unspoken truce not to say anything to each other (and to you in the middle). 8 is also underrated because the Turkish dude most likely doesn’t speak English and Alex Jones is playing a character. Early Alex Jones was acted like a completely normal person irl, but the only uncertain part is current Alex Jones has been playing the character for so long that he is probably a little unhinged. 5 is honestly the best for peace and quiet. Both Carlson and Putin strike me as quiet individuals in real life. Putin is one of those people who pretends they don’t understand a language when they actually do, so he’ll stfu throughout the entire flight.

Tier list:

Would sit: 2 (if neckbeard Youtuber has basic grooming), 5

Would tolerate sitting: 8, 3, 6, 7

No: 9, 2 (if neckbeard Youtuber think wiping his ass is gay), 10, 1

Don’t know: 4

I think of GTA enemy markers.

Chinese netizens in 2022: If you add the gold medals of Chinese Taipei to the PRC, China has more gold medals than the US.

Chinese netizens in 2024: If you add the gold medals of Japan and South Korea to the US, the US has more gold medals than China.

Settlers right yet again. “There are better books than Settlers”-cels BTFO

Settler solidarity

He’s a settler in occupied Ireland. Not hard to imagine the Anglo settler chip in his brain activating when he sees the Indigenous take up arms against settlers.

Granted, I am myself puzzled how he could turn out like that. But a deep-seated moralist strain in his thinking imo is not the reason.

He’s a settler in Belfast occupying Irish land.