The illegal dissolution of u/bureaucrat is one of modern Humanity’s greatest tragedies, promises from older generations unfulfilled.

Its dissolution and the subsequent collapse of the communal account bloc was one of the worst things to happen in these last few centuries, there’s nothing left behind but a rotting corpse of what was once a beacon of hope for a better world.
I try to stay positive when thinking about the future, but at the same time I know things most likely aren’t going to improve in my lifetime.

But one day, in the future after Imperialism has been defeated and Capitalism blotched out, I hope future generations will look back upon ours as the generation that learned from our predecessors and moved forward.

To all bureacrats, keep building the path towards a better world so the people that come after you can enjoy that world. We will win eventually, it’s inevitable.

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I liked the bit but debating users from the account

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Debating libs was funny because they usually didn’t understand they were talking to multiple people and one of them got mad that Bureaucrat replied to EVERY comment they made in a thread. Once they started debating mods about meta shit and bans, it was over.

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Yeah there was one lib, either a zionist or a both sideser I can’t remember that really got riled. Peak bueracracy posting

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what’d i miss

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they banned the hive mind bit account a few days ago

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Incorrect, Bureaucrat deleted the account

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tomato tomato they gone either way

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only a matter of time i suppose

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They did not ban it, one of the users deleted the account, as a pre-emptive measure, since one of them was using the acct to argue against other people

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The Illegal Dissolution of Bureaucrat@Hexbear.Net by the Coward Robert Ford

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bureaucrat was not banned, it ate dorito chip vertically, iykwim

More obvious hint

what if we deleted ourselves?


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The prophecy is true

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and so soon after new puppy emotes were added

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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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