I’m just doing a head count to see how many liberals we still have on this site.

38 points

The court was adjudicated by Mr Donald Potter QC, who found in favour of McVitie’s and ruled that whilst Jaffa Cakes had characteristics of both cakes and biscuits, the product should be considered a cake and not a biscuit, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa Cakes in the United Kingdom.[16][22][23]

In 2021, artificially intelligent binary classifiers “usually used in the field of astronomy” were trained on 92 traditional recipes of cakes and biscuits and determined Jaffa Cakes to be cakes.[25]

The slop machine and legal nerds says its a cake, thus its a biscuit.

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36 points

It can’t be a biscuit. Biscuits look like this:

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18 points

That is clearly a scone of some kind.

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Shut up!

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9 points

Maybe it is a scone, but this is definitely a biscuit:

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9 points
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A terribly limp one

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That’s a scone

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This is disrespecting my Appalachia heritage and I won’t stand for it!

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Hmmm… You’re right. Actually, I think this is what a biscuit looks like:

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14 points

Wrong, only American crackers think like that. True British crackers know it’s actually like the picture above.

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only American crackers think like that

Oh yeah I much rather go with the British crackers, the OG racists.

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I agree as a proud Appalachian

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25 points

I loath the dutch, but i loath the english more, so cookie it is.

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12 points

But “koekje” means “little cake,” so maybe it’s both? 🤔

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14 points

The dutch are sinister. And duplicitous. See how they live both bove and below the sea? It is a hint at their nature.

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Very true!

Also their windmills are hiding something, I just know it

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11 points

Boycott Israel

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3 points

geef me een klap papa

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Cookies and biscuits are the same thing you silly Americans

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20 points

Say that to my face over a plate of biscuits and gravy and see what happens

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LET ME SEE YOU MAKE A BREAKFAST SANDWICH WITH A FUCKING SCONE YOU LIMEYS!!!

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15 points

I changed the title to the correct thing so now you look silly.

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Sorry the fush and chups eater says what?

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5 points

Classic American unable to get any country right

(You’re thinking of New Zealand)

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Guess where Dirt Owl is from.

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17 points

what if instead of jaffa cakes they were Jafar cakes and they were threatening to take over Agrabah

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what if instead of jaffa cakes they were Jaffa! Kree! Hunt down the shol’va!

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Indeed.

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6 points

Solidarity with the Free Jaffa Nation

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7 points

The first time I heard an angloid talking about these weird cookies, I legit thought they were spelled “jaffer” because of their fucked up accent

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🎵Arabian nights🎵

🎵Like Arabian Days🎵

🎵More often than not, are hotter than hot🎵

🎵But not Jafar Cakes🎵

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