Actually living with someone: farting, farting together, farting hysterically
You know you’ve made it when your new partner farts in front of you. Fuck saying I love you the first time, no, it’s the tension of figuring out if they’re gonna be okay with you farting
I went from farddin’ an shiddin’ all openly to all of a sudden “light a candle” and “close the door” what do you think it means
The beanis a harsh mistress. She gives nutrition, but also farts.
fuck me this is the sort of hyper-targeted advertisement that some shitfuck would get paid money money for, selling beano to the beanis freaks
Me with my partner: The former
My partner with me: The latter
My gf gets home and will immediately let out a huge fart. “Oof I was holding that in, didn’t want to expose my coworkers to it”.
You think that farting hysterically together is fun? Wait till you are farting hysterically together at your dog who farts right back.