Actually living with someone: farting, farting together, farting hysterically

You know you’ve made it when your new partner farts in front of you. Fuck saying I love you the first time, no, it’s the tension of figuring out if they’re gonna be okay with you farting

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I went from farddin’ an shiddin’ all openly to all of a sudden “light a candle” and “close the door” what do you think it means

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you need to improve your diet

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13 points

The beanis a harsh mistress. She gives nutrition, but also farts.

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beanis? beaNO PROBLEM

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fuck me this is the sort of hyper-targeted advertisement that some shitfuck would get paid money money for, selling beano to the beanis freaks

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Just gotta subscribe to Hexbear Gold for $9.95/month to get rid of the targeted ads, or subscribe to Hexbear Mold for $19.17/month to get the really weird memeable ads

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5 points

Me with my partner: The former

My partner with me: The latter

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9 points

My gf gets home and will immediately let out a huge fart. “Oof I was holding that in, didn’t want to expose my coworkers to it”.

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You think that farting hysterically together is fun? Wait till you are farting hysterically together at your dog who farts right back.

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