Even “Starlink” has a Le Epic X clumsily slapped on its logo.

46 points

Elon fucking around:

We’ll coup who we want, get over it

Elon finding out:

There’s no legal basis for this!

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Fun fact: Moraes has cited laws that Starlink has broken, most notably defying a court order and continuing to provide access to Melon Husk’s Nazi shithole after it was banned, a flagrant violation of Brazilian law that Nazi Jesus himself bragged about on said Nazi shithole.

Amazing how quickly he switched gears from “fuck Brazil I’ll do whatever I want” to “we’re just a poor widdle company we never broke any laws 👉👈”

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Guyyys it’s a completely distinct legal entityyyy. Come onnnn. You’re supposed to pretend it’s not meee. it’s the rules…!

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“I put le Epic X on everything… they’re legally distinct le Epic Xes.”

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lol i just realized there’s a good chance at some point musk was like “I know! I’ll call it TwitX” and someone had to tell him… no…sir

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“I know! I’ll call it TwitX” and someone had to tell him… no…sir

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Xitter reigns supreme

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In case anyone is wondering how the ownership of these completely different shareholders break down: (Founder’s Fund is Thiel btw) https://en.as.com/latest_news/who-are-the-biggest-investors-in-spacex-how-much-is-the-company-worth-today-n/

(Also Moraes =/= Morales)

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(Also Moraes =/= Morales)

FUCK. I’ll fix that immediately. Mad respect to him for living in King Bazinga’s head.

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Unlimited assest freezing on

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22 points

Brazilians using VPNs to visit Le Epic X just to watch King Bazinga cope, mald, and seethe

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No need for such hassle, Hexbear has all the necessary cope, mald, and seethe from him readily available

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3 points

Glad to be of service.

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