Thinkin’ 'bout them monsters

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Chilchuck PSA: Keep those thoughts to yourself.

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What if it was latios-think and he was a weird plane shaped pokemon

What if that were the case

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I had a :laios-think: moment earlier where a coworker casually mentioned getting electrocuted and I was like

what would that feel like?

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i was mildly electrocuted in high school via the suggestion of a teacher to do something a little dangerous (very weird story) and it felt weird but i ended up fine and i was told explicitly not to go to the nurse. totally not sketchy at all

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“You’re fine…”

“Don’t go to the nurse.”

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Yeah I’ve been zapped before, but never electrocuted and I kind of spaced out thinking of like the physical effects of it

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oh getting zapped is definitely not fun that’s happened to me before too but i think i got genuinely electrocuted lmfao. was ordered to plug in my laptop to the end of a chain of (edit: a little over 10) surge protectors (i know.) if you’ve ever felt the feeling of one of those electric gum pranks it was kind of like that but way more…intense? felt it all the way up to my shoulder for a few seconds before i managed to break away.

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I have been electrocuted. All you muscles seize up and it feels rather unpleasant and buzzy all through your bones. Have you bumped your funny bone? It’s that feeling mixed with paralysis.

Don’t try to do your own electric work to save money

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hmm… I wonder what living armor tastes like

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YOU CAN’T EAT LIVING ARMOR ARE YOU CRAZY?

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  1. Visually clear at a small size (120 pixel width) [This does not mean upload the small image, this means upload the source image or full size cutout but test prior.]
  2. Have a transparent background to the greatest degree possible. This online tool can remove many backgrounds.
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