I want the tallness, the deep voice, the peepee (for helicoptering and laughing hehehoohoo).
But only for today, tomorrow I’m back to smol enby bean
BEHOLD, a MAN
Yes, you can borrow my gender for the day, as long as you give it back nice and clean
I’m about to eep anyways
Here’s the best possible tattoo recommendation, with the most mileage:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Sure, whatever you want. Gender is just something made up by Big Construction to sell twice as many bathrooms (WAKE UP SHEEPLE).
Sure, you just have to eat a lot of epic le bacon, skid tires in figure-eights in a residential neighborhood and blast dadrock at floor-shaking bass and volume.
Don’t forget to mask up too. Can’t forget the toxic masculine brain worms either. Make sure you have a deadbeat Dad and are raised by a single mom with too much on her plate. IT’LL MAKE U HARD, LIKE A REAL MAN. (NOT SPEAKING FROM ANY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AT ALL, STOP ANALYZING MY POSTS)
THE ONLY MANLY EMOTIONS ARE ANGER AND LUST. AND LUST CAN BE DANGEROUSLY GAY SOMETIMES SO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT ONE
That unironically sounds like something JP would say, I don’t know if it’s real or not…
There’s a WZ chromosome joke here that I’m not clever enough to make.
