You can subdue a croc with a piece of tape over its snout. They’re no way in hell you’re getting a chimp in a chokehold - they’re fast, smart and strong as fuck. They know how to hurt people which is why their go-to move is to bite your face, hands and balls.
If you look at the story about that lady in Connecticut who got her face and hands eaten by her neighbor’s pet chimp, the chimp’s owner tried to save the friend by repeatedly stabbing the chimp with a large kitchen knife. It didn’t slow him down at all.
yeah but you’re unarmed there’s no tape allowed
what’s your plan once you keep its jaws shut using your arms
crocs just gonna sit there until you starve to death
ya there’s even chimps that got shot and just kept on trucking but I just think chimps gonna panic when air stops going to his brain
I’m not saying it’s ever a favourable fight but I fancy my odds against a chimp more than I do a croc or a kangaroo
